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Thursday, January 29, 2009

What I Know For Sure...

1.) The only way to get out of a ticket when you've been caught running a red light is to convince the officer of your genuine shock and disgust at your own reckless offense. And if you can manage to do some big gestures conveying your sudden realization of what you're doing while you're passing under the big RED light, you just might seem too pitiful to pull over.