What I Know For Sure, Part 3, or 2, or Whatever. There's A Total of 7...I Think...

2.) Silver tooth fillings and the crutches the hospital gives you when you brake your leg are two things we should be ashamed of and are the equivalent of caveman technology.

3.) Even if it's only one, getting a tattoo is always a bad idea! Let's say you choose the perfect inconspicuous place, like, I don't know, your ankle. Well, you may keep your raging regret in check for a while because you've lost the flexibility required to actually see the ink blot referred to by your dying grandfather as a "jewish gang symbol". But, along with your capacity to stretch, you may also lose your agility with stairs and BRAKE YOUR LEG, thereby requiring surgery which will leave a 4 inch scar to complement your cute little blue star. STARS AREN'T BLUE! Now I'm tattoo'd and scarred. If someone in the bathroom stall leans down to ask for more toilet paper, I could be mistaken for a biker chick. Tattoo=Bad Idea.

4.) The only thing in this life that is like the first time everytime is popping a pimple.

5.) You should love your skinny friends with all you've got, because they are hated by so many.